MATT: As you leave the room, you turn around and you see a gnomish girl, with short, gel-spiked, dark auburn hair carrying a heavy case of luggage comes. So I just wanted to say welcome to the club--. And Kima hasn't actually been to Shamal Bay before, so we decided--", MATT: She's holding-- she goes, "Are you kidding me? MATT: All right, end of your turn. History carried on. TALIESIN: As long as I don't try and fire it underwater, it should be fine. Plane MATT: 27 points, is any of that necrotic? MATT: You got it. TALIESIN: I'm going to take another-- I'm going to take a-- I can't remember any of the names to anything, a deadeye, one more deadeye shot, just to make sure I hit him. 30. MATT: As the heavy fog rolls in and completely obfuscates the seaside vicinity of this event-- What's going on? MATT: This bear is not happy that it can't find its master. MATT: All right, what is the saving throw for that? String bean! TALIESIN: I guess, god, I don't even have a lock pick, I have nothing to get these things off with. I'm not wearing the cape. MATT: Same for you, Derrig. What you do know is that this evening looks to be the reception-- or the--. MATT: He does, if you want to use your reaction to hit him. MATT: I would have loved to have a druid-- Well, we worked out okay, we worked out okay. They're just--", MATT: "--gifts from folks who could not be here, I think. You get your feet up on the rocks, you're in a squatting position but you're currently affixed to the side of the cliff. They go ahead and look over and can't see who's in the vicinity, and instead just go ahead and turn back, to focus on Grog. Meanwhile, Pike and Keyleth, you are currently in--. Okay so here's the superiority-- superiority die is four plus-- Scanning-- new character, who dis? MARISHA: That's right. Check the--. TALIESIN: I'm going to back the fuck up from this dude but while I do, I'm going to take a shot. And they begin to bring the meals out and setting the tables. You know, if you want me to walk you down the aisle, do you want just a standard walk down the aisle or do you want a little something, something? MATT: As all the friends watching, faces damp with tears, smiles wide with joy, eyes glistening with bits of moonlight come through the darkened sky, the laughter and the music begins, as an evening of unexpectedly sudden celebration comes to the wedding day one day early. It's looking very hurt and it tries to stand back up, you can see its face burning into ash from the divine power. Are we going to get drunk before this thing tonight, or what? MATT: That's going to be 24 points slashing damage reduced to 12. Don't understand it, don't want to understand it. LIAM: I didn't know if I should speak up or not. At which point, suddenly, Vex coughs up sea water and doubles over, spitting it onto the edge of the ocean. Do we understand love? LAURA: Definitely not wearing it already. TRAVIS: One. Robbie's interest was piqued. So you've resurrected-- you've come back with Trinket. SAM: He seems like a good, high quality--. MATT: You guys head to The Perfect Pearl? I think that's how it works. MATT: So-- Yeah, no, he fails and he gets pushed back one, two, three, four-- skids back, catches himself there. SAM: It wouldn't be proper for two single people to share a room. MATT: Don't roll unless you come to consciousness. LAURA: Oh, you want actual names of people that will be there? TRAVIS: They're all in melee still, yeah. You now move up another 30 feet-- that's 60 feet up. Brings finishing that round there, top of the round. I don't want to-- I was going to do something, but I don't want to hurt Grog. LIAM: Well, there were a couple of us. (hissing) Shoves it out of the chest, you catch it backward and you see the blood pouring out of its wound, and it (growling), it's looking angry. A few moments pass, Pike, as you're trying to keep up, you watch as your new, half-elf friend there looks and spins as one heavy, moving, shifting burst of water just cruises up in your direction before splashing you in the face and you see a large water elemental Keyleth emerge from the ocean holding the unmoving body of Vex. MATT: 14, not getting any sort of movement from the chain against the blade, you're trying to saw, trying to pull against it, pulling, the bubbles escaping from your mouth and you can see Vex's face looking extremely paranoid and freaked out, wide against the water as the light begins to get darker and darker, the moonlight itself begin vanishing as you guys sink further and further beneath the surface. I'm curious. LAURA: Thank you, thank you. SAM: Interesting, interesting idea. MARISHA: Bitch, but I broke the world for you. MATT: So go ahead and roll with disadvantage. MATT: Actually, you can just see this guy that got knocked down by Derrig. They probably won't come. TALIESIN: It doesn't matter because I rolled an eight. ", MATT: "Fingers in all the pies, you know?". MATT: You would know, these wines are like super-- They're pretty expensive, like 60 to 70 gold a bottle, both white and red. LIAM: And Derrig, who is a fucking athlete, jumped in and watched Keyleth and Scanlan just go (boat speeding) away. MATT: Time for some creative thinking, I guess. ASHLEY: Does the Plate of the Dawn Martyr do anything? MATT: Yep, that finishes your go, top of the round. MATT: That hits, go ahead and roll some damage, yo. Dalen's Closet is not right next to the bay, it's probably about, I'd say, a mile and a half, two miles, if not further, from the very, very edge of Shamal Bay specifically. MATT: All right, you guys all start bolting down that side of the beach as the fog clears and pushes away. So Vex'ahlia is now just this star that like, everyone right now over in Shamal Bay sees this bright shining light, like a tiny little bead of the sun just appeared on this cliff face and then a secondary daylight orb just appeared on this far corner. MARISHA: No, I dropped Pike on the beach with Vex. TALIESIN: And one more. As the one that's right in front of Sylas-- the bolt takes squarely to the chest before arcing back into Sylas, you watch the chest burn, this big puff of smoke dark off the front of his torso. I think-- We could invite them. MATT: 1st-level, yep. TRAVIS: It's kind of cocked. TRAVIS: He bites me in the neck and I say: People pay for that! Eventually, it gets a bit cloudy, like a marine layer begins to roll in. And then he scatters against the wind. I don't have it on this phone, shit. It is glimmering with white silks and colored materials draped from torch top to large lantern. I'm so excited. Tary, if he must. MATT: 16 points of damage on the second strike. LIAM: And he gives it a spin and it is fucking sharp as hell, and you hear it go (zinging) through the air because the--. There was a hole in my heart, and I truly believe the only reason I didn't perish from it is because you were holding my heart so tightly. You have decided on a destination wedding. TRAVIS: Okay. TALIESIN: You don't throw the entire flower. I was barely human. We making money still? Now he's going to claw him at the same time. Does that mean I go first or you do? I start stepping on the flower petals. With an introductory essay on the historic unity of … TRAVIS: 17, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23 points of slashing damage, two points of necrotic. SAM: All right, Doty, I need the piece of paper, please. MATT: So the Revivify has an element here, where, when it brings you back I roll, just in general, to see if the previous resurrections you've had to see what the different DC is. I miss you so much. I'm going to cast Cure Wounds on myself as well at 3rd-level. Well, of course. MATT: Additional Enlarge, which is I think a d4, right? MATT: It doesn't matter, how do you want to do this? LIAM: Pardon me. ♪ With the power ♪ LIAM: Heroes, that's what they say. Finishing Pike's turn, now it's Kima's turn. SAM: You never know when you're going to have to cut and run. TRAVIS: 11, 16, 20 points of slashing damage and he can fucking stay right there. LIAM: Hope I get a 20. MATT: You got it. 9780849356292 0849356296 Pediatric Regional Anesthesia, Bernard J. Dalens 9781872747026 1872747027 Leah Manning, Ron Bill, Stan Newens 9780837726519 0837726514 Colorado security law, Frederic P Storke, Don W Sears 9780631232933 0631232931 A … TRAVIS: I look like a New Orleans funeral driver. It's got an hour of effect. TRAVIS: Great, I will spend an action surge and I will drive him back another--. Just going to head over to there. ASHLEY: Thanks for thinking of that, though. He tried to kill us all. MATT: Are you wearing the plate armor to the--. TRAVIS: I feel like I'm on an island with no water. MATT: It's a reaction-- is it? Not fingers, or jewels, or jewelry, or like--. MARISHA: Sort of sounds like something else. You are entirely surrounded, as they are just bearing down on you. A lot of skeletons in the closet." MATT: Oh, I forgot, remember Grog-- it's fine for now-- you're poisoned. MATT: Okay, on top of the table or through them? MATT: All right, Sylas is going to use his legendary action. Each of you that killed my Delilah.". (laughing) SAM: I appreciate the help, but this way I get to do a bonus action. More tables and more chairs. LAURA: Yeah, we're going to have a really badass day tomorrow, though. MATT: Okay, 11 points to Keyleth, 11 points to Pike, 11 points to Scanlan and then 11 points to-- You said Kima. Goddamn it. Yeah, so, yeah I'll allow it. But it'll be nice to not worry about an incomplete position.". MATT: You're not like super quickly sinking, you're just--. MATT: All right, that finishes your go. LAURA: Getting ready for the reception, rehearsal, sorry. You're going normal speed through the water. Because I'll practice. MATT: I'll chip in when the episode's over tonight. LIAM: You know what this is doing, though, is building character. And once again, keep in mind, this is not me, Or you guys can do both, what are you--. LIAM: All right, so, am I able to close that distance? MARISHA: Whatever's quickest, I can climb on a table. FANDOM. MARISHA: Hang on, hang on. ASHLEY: And I want to make a bow for Vex. He is half-elven, as well. This was where Vox Machina stayed during their Winter's Crest vacation in " One Year Later... " (1x95), and where Percival and Vex'ahlia's destination wedding was to take place. I lost that in the water. Oh no. (laughter) Pike, you gain some hit points, you come to consciousness on the ground and you need to roll initiative for me, if you don't mind. And the-- The event begins to loom closer and closer. MATT: Right now, you can see about 15 feet. You'll get to the surface. MATT: That's a rogue and a monk thing. ASHLEY: Keyleth, okay so-- Goodness, it's been a minute. Shamal is a port city on the Bay of Gifts on the northern coast of Marquet. So you take from the claws, from the one that's right behind you, that just jumped up and just rakes into your back. Hello. I can't believe they don't have any ale here. Full name TRAVIS: Actually-- My movement, I still have my movement. Oh, so close to a natural 20, but it was cocked. That is going to be a 16 to hit. So it's Pike and who else in the water? LIAM: Right, if I saw her turn into a big rock thing, which I've seen three times before, and I see this lump go up the side, then I'm swimming towards land. 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SAM: I could, but I don't have the stats for Taryon, so I'm going to just--. So with the advantage on those, as he's flanking you. And she steps back. All right. It's looking beautiful. ASHLEY: I can't believe he did this, just the night before your wedding day. LAURA: That way you're flanked, he's flanked. LIAM: Matt did not come to play softball tonight. MATT: All right, merfolk are not-- they're humanoid. LIAM: Yeah, Grog's going to be tanking for a bit. Fuckin' Sylas, I thought he was deader'en shit. LAURA: Trinket's going to go over and lick Vex's face to try to wake her up. So as you're shooting forward, making your way towards that cliff--, SAM: ♪ Making your way towards that cliff ♪. And I cut him open. ASHLEY: I'm trying to go towards Percy, so don't I--. So-- and the shadows are coming out from the water? Oh no, that's not a 20 for your strength contest, you mean? MATT: You have no idea. TALIESIN: There's some wedding business we need to talk about. You guys are looking real bad. Live. SAM: They're gone. LAURA: You're going to do wonderfully, dear. By sundown this evening, for the rehearsal, it will--". LIAM: You have that tired look in your eye. I think he had options planned for ten, 15-- hundred plus. MATT: And then, oh-- 26 points of slashing damage reduced to 13. I have three girls and a son and--. So you can get close to 20 feet--. SAM: I would assume so, I mean, it's pretty-- Everyone's going to be singing. Her chin pokes out a bit, as she keeps her head raised, looking over and inspecting the folks around her. MATT: Okay, so you shift up five, ten to peak off the top. MATT: Okay. You haven't pulled it free yet, but you have your hand on the pin. It is just a display of colors and culture, and it's been some time, so it's nice to return. I'll sing to him: You can see the beautiful cities that wrap around the crescent shape of this bay and the many, many ships coming, going, or docked. If you want a signed copy, see me later. with these dazzling new rings from TRAVIS: This is Derrig. Pike, you're up. TALIESIN: Yeah, I'm going to head up as fast as possible. MATT: 11 points of damage. LAURA: It's an aquatic fae related to the tritons. It's a pleasure to meet you. Well, we'll join you in a bit, then (chuckles)." MATT: So now you-- out of the ground behind, clutching your Sunbeam, but that's your action and movement to get up there. You fucks! TALIESIN: I used to fear you. MATT: I believe with disadvantage on that one. MATT: 30 feet. MARISHA: Okay. Yes, not appealing, just like your shovel mouth, MATT: Okay, you'll probably have to move back here. So. MATT: All right, level two. Okay, so you cast Sunbeam, you have it, it's now concentrated. It's not taken lightly. SAM: Oh, well look at you lot. That is a big ol' chunk. Wow, Grog is getting wrecked over there. Nine-- 21, four points of necrotic, 21-- 25 total. Giornale Italiano di Ortopedia (2004) 30, Fasc 2, Is closet-suction drain necessary in unicompartimental knee replacement? MATT: Thought this was going to go off without a hitch. Probably Keyleth--. MATT: 25, you throw up a leg over the shoulder and then wrap around him--. Make another death saving throw for me, please. Okay, oh boy, this is a lot of math. Is that all right? Yeah, no, I've already been making the rounds. LIAM: I've heard about you. I'm not quite sure on the details. Yeah, okay, that is-- Jesus, that's a lot. LIAM: Sorry, if this is being presumptuous, the Voice of the Tempest is working on your speech, I'm hearing things get thrown around a little bit, but I'm sure it's going to be fine. Yeah, I don't get a bonus on that, do I? MATT: So Percy, what are you doing? ASHLEY: It's okay, it's okay, I think he's going to go try to find some. LIAM: My being her is more of a formality, really, than real use, but I have slain a behir. TALIESIN: Am I going to still be manacled when I'm in the raven? MATT: So as part of our resurrection ritual elements there--. LIAM: Aerate those, though, please. MATT: 22 points of slashing damage-- through with the axe. MATT: She is the image that allowed you to-- That's okay. MATT: So in the months approaching, young Vesper is born. Nothing else, there's nothing else in the vicinity? MATT: And you suffer seven points of necrotic damage and your maximum hit points are reduced by seven. TRAVIS: Do we have earrings, can we talk to each other through our fucking earrings? MATT: Right, because you can cast in beast form. So you're screaming and yelling up there. TRAVIS: Keyleth up top. TALIESIN: If you would care to accompany me? 702 30, ÖREBRO. LIAM: I will spend a superiority die-- wait, what's that? So I'm going to-- Are there any guys that I can see within range? SAM: Everyone was drugged at your wedding. MATT: But this is technically not lock picks, this is a pin. (exhaling air) You expel the last bit of air from your lungs and the water begins to rush in, and you begin kicking as you begin to drown. I love you, dear. TRAVIS: Now, how much violence is associated with this post? Side note: my suitcase is full of copies of my latest book, Blonde on Blonde: An Authorized Biography of a Legend. ♪ Oh, well it just like the ocean ♪ MATT: It's darkvision, but it's underwater. TRAVIS: Oh yeah, I'll turn around on the fucker that just bit me from behind, because he got Guiding Bolted, I get advantage on that attack, right? TALIESIN: Technically, I suppose we could, if they have arrived early, then there wouldn't be any particular problem with it. He's killing this interview right now, I'm just saying. LIAM: Where is the Voice of the Tempest in comparison to Derrig? I'm going to still say, it's hard to step away from Caduceus, but--. LAURA: Like, there's no way, I'm going to try to spin and grab his arrow pin while my hands are fucking tied behind my back. MATT: 17, (metal smashing) you smash it, as hard as you can, against the rock, the rock splinters and breaks. This is just how I see the world. TRAVIS: I used my action to double my speed and my bonus action was to throw, so that's that. When you call him "darling," I've seen his hand tremble as if it knows no word more magical than that one. Vex, mother of bears and wayward souls, you are loyal, you love fiercely, and, above all, you are kind. Ish or the other way? LAURA: Plus proficiency, dex plus proficiency. and now it's time to show that special someone What do you want to do? But honestly, even by that point, I-- I'd fallen. Oh, he looks like this. LAURA: That, but also to lay down the snow drops that. All right, the snowdrop marked--". TRAVIS: Three, 17, 21 two points of necrotic for 23, 27 points of slashing damage. Not the reception. 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